Dumb and Dumber

It's that time of the year again...

the NHL playoffs are just around the corner, and usually that would mean that the Devils are preparing to fire their head coach. But not this year. With Brodeur's 50 game vacation, he will actually be going into the playoffs rested for once. He is 5-1 since his return....take a look at whose is #1 in ESPN's latest power rankings..

Unfortunately, the obdurate pinheads who run the league don't utilize the same intense methodology that the writers at ESPN do to determine rankings, using exotic concepts such as "Overtime Losses" to determine how teams are ranked:

W L OTL Pts

Boston 44 16 9 97

NJ 44 20 3 91

That's right....although the Devils clearly have superior talent and the momentum going into this pivotal stretch of the season, the Bruins have all but clinched the Eastern conference because.....they have lost in overtime 6 more times than the Devils. The NHL might as well use the flawed NCAA football BCS points system to determine who hockey's best team is. And please, the Bruins??? Nobody in Boston cares about hockey until the Bruins have their first good team in a century.....the biggest contribution Boston Bruins hockey has made to our society has been SeaBass from Dumb and Dumber.

Barrack Obama campaigned on a promise of "change" and "hope." How about using some of that stimulus money to fund stem cell therapies studying the possibility of fixing NHL league officials' brains?

"Change we can believe in?"

More like "Screw You, I am reinforcing the stereotype that African Americans do not like hockey."

Peter