The Next Magna Carta....

Welcome to a piece of history, centuries from now we are sure this blog will be compared to the Magna Carta.

I would first like to share with you the inspiration for our Blogs name and URL. These words of utter genius coincide with our heritage (My co-author is the one with possible Rosenberg-esque ties or so has been alleged by many because of a simple Russian past) and were fittingly chosen to represent our voice.

As my comrade has suggested this blog will strive to answer many of mankind's greatest quandaries.

On to some of our features...

Books Dan is currently reading: Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Lincoln's Killer

High calorie products (besides beer) Dan is currently consuming: John Boy's Penne Vodka. I'm not sure what manna from heaven tastes like but I can only hope it's as satisfying as this staple of my diet.

History fact of the day: On this day in 1985 Mikhail Gorbachev became General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union or the Commie's last fearless leader. Who knew that nine short months later he would agree to a treaty ending the Cold War after being swayed by the words of a Legend/Visionary/True Patriot.


Well not much else to say right now, check back for more updates. Bear with us as we go, we are new at this and there are going to be some mistakes in the future.

We are real excited about the blog, Peter and I have some great things planned.

Dan

To Whom It May Concern:

For over 600 years, Americans have been struggling with the same issues. Here are a few listed below:

Where Can I find rifles to protect myself from Indians??

Which 1980's movie had the largest impact on the lives on us average "Joes?"

Why was Chevy Chase not more popular??

Who were the 7 best Presidents (of the United States)?

Why was Robert Todd Lincoln present at three presidential assassinations?

Was Manifest Destiny Intrinsically Racist?

These are just a few of the issues that we struggle with on a daily basis, as have our ancestors, for the nearly 3 millenia since Christ was born. We are trying to reach and communicate with Americans on both sides of the ideological divide: whether you even believe in Christ, or whether you believe of the existence of a "Rocky V." Many of the upcoming blog will be updated by the authors in a intoxicated, or at least severely mentally impaired state. While we will vary our topics, some of the main features will include:

- Types of Drugs the CIA has experimented with

- History Fact of the Day

-Our respective wikipedia browsing lists during the past day

- Book Reviews/ Suggestions

- Books Dan is currently reading

- Beers Dan is currently drinking

- High calorie products (besides beer) Dan is currently consuming

- Medical tips of the day that Peter has learned

- Movies from the decade immediately preceding the 1990s.

- Pitt the Elder vs. Lord Palmerston

- Rambo vs. Commando: Is this a choice that we even need to make as human beings

- Steroid User of the Month

- Glen Rock Citizen of the Week

- Mauro Twin of the Week

- Patriotism

There are many topics that don't show up on this list: Don't be surprised, it is by no means all inclusive. One reason for these potential oversights is that there is simply too much to write in one blog entry (but don't worry, we will get to it over the next decade that this blog is running). Another reason for oversights is the fact that I am very wasted right now. Well, I think this intro has went on long enough.

--- Peter