Enough of my rants, back to the good stuff:
In case you missed it, guess who made the number 1 spot in Sports Center top plays?
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5023748&categoryid=2378529
The American on this board once told me he does not consider Ichiro an elite outfielder because he takes bad angles to the ball. But let me say this, how can Ichiro, a fellow member of the elite and wise Asian race, take bad angles? He's ASIAN! An Asian baseball player not knowing angles is like an American athlete not juicing.
More Ichiro Goodness
(Question: How can someone skinnier than your Asian correspondent be so good at baseball?
Answer: Cuz he is a god)
According to a very reliable source, and fellow baseball player Hiram Bocachica - who seems to have changed his Facebook Name to some white dude named Brian McCullough - Ichiro is going to pitch after he secures his legacy as a batter. Basically, he's going to shatter every hitting record than proceed to shatter every pitching record in the puny, inferior American Major Leagues.
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